Rumah Ipoh's very frequently-asked questions

Rumah Ipoh's VFAQ:

Q: B&B? Dia macam homestay eh? Or hotel? A: Tak. Homestay is where you get the home, the house, all to yourself. B&B stands for bed and breakfast. Kami sediakan katil/tilam dan sarapan saja. Hos atau tuan rumah tinggal sebumbung. We can hear what you do at night and knock on your door. Kidding.

Q: Ada berapa jenis bilik, boleh muat berapa orang, and berapa harga satu malam? A: Ada dua buah bilik saja iaitu Bilik Orked (standard room - 2pax) and Bilik Jason (mixed dormitory - 4pax). Harga bergantung pada tarikh dan bilik, boleh baca di fb.com/rumahipoh. The "about" section. Sebenarnya hampir semua info ada di situ. I is sad why nobody wants to check before asking. Sobs.

Q: Why so cheap? Got ghost ah? Or this place is so far issit? What to do in Ipoh, anyway? A: No, don't have ghost. Walaupun rumah ini dibina pada era 50an, kami tidak sediakan perkhidmatan hiburan rumah hantu. Murah sebab tak ada wifi (tapi ada banyak buku), tak ada air conditioner (tapi ada kipas dan banyak tingkap), serta tak ada tuala (tapi ada basic toiletries). We're at the town entrance, 6-minute drive from Nasi Ganja. Grab/Uber your way here from KTM Ipoh is about RM6-8 only. What to do in Ipoh? You go makan, you go sightseeing or caving, you go shopping at pasar karat loken. And then you go makan again. And again. And again.